..I'd be on about the second mile, both my knees already blown out, limping along until I finally fall to the ground and lay there as my friends trample over my lifeless body while they laugh and run energetically...
WARNING- lots of pee pee and poo poo talk coming up..
Oh man, I make myself laugh sometimes.. Ok, I know that was a bit dark, but SERIOUSLY!! How exhausting is this anyway?! How do people do this? And we are not even being consistent! We haven't even had MAJOR-throw your clothes in the trash-accidents or anything, and I'm still put out! We tried to potty train yesterday and today (oh, and one day a few weeks ago), and we are making progress, but it is like TEENY TINY progress. I am too impatient for this! I don't like being held captive in my bathroom all day because Nate tells me he has to go when he really doesn't! To be honest, I don't even know if he knows what he is confessing to when he says "go potty". That boy just loves to sit on the toilet and read books- typical man!! Lilly seems to be a little further ahead than Nate at this point. I don't really know what "technique" we are using, we just threw underwear on them in the morning and followed them around all day. I have to admit Brian was better at paying attention to their signs than I am. Maybe he is the potty whisperer. He caught both of them mid stream a couple of times! By mid-day today Lilly was telling me she needed to tee-tee, and actually going on the potty. YAAAAY!!!! I never knew I could get so excited over hearing a little tinkle. Man, I need to get a life! I think Nate may have even had a drop or two come out by the end of the day. I don't know how many times we would sit in the bathroom for 20 minutes, only to get him off the potty and have him run out in the living room and be standing in a puddle of pee the very next minute. SO FRUSTRATING! And you want to be like "What's wrong with you?? You don't pee on yourself!!" But they are too little (duh) and they just don't get it yet. A lot of it is my fault because I am not being consistent. I'm like, let's practice wearing big kid underwear, but only after you have had your morning poop, and during nap times and at night we are going to put the diapers back on, so pee away!!! I know, I know.. BABY STEPS for me too, okay? :)
Alright, I feel better now. I think I can see a light at the end of the tunnel, albeit the size of a dime. I can see it!
I may also be tired because we tried to take a family Christmas picture, and everyone knows how that goes!! Here is a sneak peek at my soon to be potty-goers..
Love these sweet babies!!